Hermes meets someone who writes Greek badly. This must be amended immediately, because Hermes is a Letter Nazi. They get to talking about things they hide and homosexuality. It's all very exciting, and when Theta rejects considering the possibility that he could be gay, the god cries, "Denial is his door!"

With Theta: (shaky_lines)
The most terrible ( Read more... )

In the role-play with the Egyptian goddess Bast, Hermes tells the most straightforward story ever. It is also his most straightforward words of caution spoken in recent history, because unlike Ares who would mace the threat in the face, Athena who would snarl in a dignified manner, or Apollo who would not only bring up but lightly lessen the ( Read more... )

Only a couple short examples here. I put far too much effort into constructing double meanings. It can't be healthy.

With Jecht (finalfayth):
As in, "I know that guy."

( Memory, so good to see you again )

In this short thread, the god of the misleading sentence talks to a very literal mortal. Of course things were going to get clouded.

With Jirarudan (surrender_lugia):
Small thing to say.

( Ponder a little thought, shall we )

Often, Hermes doesn't mean what he says. This entry is a note to myself on the stories behind his words. You may reply out of character only.

For a thread with Cyrus (will_be_god):
This is the story Hermes tells: 
( Two ways of the same... )

Let these words give opinion on the most catching ones he ventures across. In fast treading it will grow and strengthen. Let our encounters last as long as interest is retained, for what is brief may not be cause to recall.

( Give a view of mind )